Ok, here's the deal:

I'll call any phone number in the world on your behalf, and deliver the message you are too scared to deliver yourself. If you've ANY issue with somebody, but you're either too embarrassed or TOO CHICKEN to confront the person about it directly, let me be your contract caller. Your mobile mercenary. Your "Alexander Graham HELL"!

I've done a few of these already so far, including :

• Told some guys neighbour he was making too much noise "in the bedroom" (...boy was he pissed!)
• Called an office worker and complained about her "B.O." problem.
• Several "general abuse" calls from one friend to another - hey whatever!

... but you know, those are a little on the 'wuss' side compared to how far I'm prepared to go :

• I'll break up with someone for you
• I'll quit your job
• I'll come out to your parents
• Hell, I'll even ask that hot cheerleader out to the prom for you...

...if you can think it up (and are too pussy to do it yourself), then I'm your guy. All confidential - be anonymous or be yourself, I don't care : I just want your $10.00!

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